Maxim (1-year)
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Product Description
Maxim is the essential guide for today's active male consumer. Every issue features fashion, sports, gadgets/gear, sex advice, music & movie reviews all in an entertaining and irreverent style where humor is a key element.
Product Details
- Amazon Sales Rank: #21 in Magazine Subscriptions
- Formats: Magazine Subscription, Print
Editorial Reviews
From the Publisher
Maxim is the essential guide for today's active male
consumer. Every issue features fashion, sports,
gadgets/gear, sex advice, music & movie reviews all
in an entertaining and irreverent style where humor is
a key element.
About this Title
Maxim is a unique combination of service journalism and
irreverent humor, addressing real concerns of regular
guys. Its success comes from understanding that men
need to know a little bit about a lot of things; and
MAXIM delivers this information in a witty &
relevant style.
Description
Aimed squarely at young men, Maxim is a glossy
magazine focused on beautiful women, slick gadgets,
fast cars, sports, entertainment, and other male
obsessions. In addition to scantily clad cover models
and plenty of revealing photo layouts, issues include
reviews of the latest movies, CDs, DVDs, and video
games; articles on how to successfully seduce women;
the latest styles and trends; and interviews with
celebrities. Other regular features include jokes,
trivia, a sex column, practical advice, a sports
column, and more.
Customer Reviews
Should now be a 0
star
I loved Maxim years ago, i even liked Stuff, which had
pretty much no information in it. Maxim might as well
be Men's Journal now. Crap! No longer the fun mag it
once was. No longer am I ammused. Where did the Jokes
go, where are the hot chicks, what's up with all the
stupid suits??? Thier is no longer any meaningful
content, maybe if I was 60 it would work! I'm mad that
I have to wait 8 more months for the magazine to stop
showing up!
The Mag where Women are
like "Look at Me! I'm totally useless except to serve
as a Piece of Meat for Man's most savage
Lusts!!!"
One word and one word alone epitomizes what Maxim--in
its beastly and single-minded goal--stands for and
celebrates in its bacchanalia of hedonism and
materialism: SEX!!!! Sex in all its indulgent forms
from the objectification of women, to sex for selling
products, to sex for underestimating and furiously
encouraging men to be predominantly lecherous is
featured--nay, aggressively feted--on its sm*t pages.
Maxim's essentially softcore p*rn targeted at young
teens who haven't yet seen their first, real, hardcore
movie.
Are you lustfully into women who look like they're
itching to have sex with anything that has a pulse????
Are you into women who've to flaunt their sexuality
endlessly so they measure their self-worth based
singularly on it???? Are you so degenerate you look at
women only as pieces of meat who exist for the
indulgent, hedonistic pleasure of men???? If you
answered "yes" with drooling tongue and
ever-increasingly bulging cr*tch to even one of my
questions, then you know you have no soul and are
therefore a loyal, Maxim "reader."
Before you stereotype me, allow me to clarify that I'm
not a feminist woman, but, rather, merely a healthy,
well-adjusted man who respects himself enough to
respect women enough. This means that I live by a code
of moral virtue whereby I refuse to objectify women or
even think about them sexually...I mean, outside of a
loving, healthy relationship in holy matrimony
sanctioned by the Almighty, that is.
Be warned. I'm now intrepidly going into salacious,
pinpoint detail about the horrendous indecency within
Maxim that would make your grandmothers, grandfathers,
mothers, and fathers blush (not to mention anyone with
even slight, moral decency)!!!!
I base my expose of Maxim on its December 07 issue,
which features now-wh*rish Sarah Michelle Gellar on the
cover (remember when she was just a sweet, innocent
starlet who starred in that asinine TV show Buffy,
targeted at ridiculous teenagers who had no taste for
substance?). On the cover, she appears half-nude with
black brassiere (I spelled out the whole word as
opposed to merely "bra" to stress properness), and her
face is set in a desiring, beckoning expression which
just tells the reader she longingly wants to jump his
bones (or vice versa!). The interview with her is
pathetically constrictive as it's about a page long.
She addresses the fascinating topics of her lowlife
"fans" accosting her and mischievously repeating lewd
lines from some of her movies and her role in her
latest movie where she plays a p*rn "star!!!!"
One of the columns in said issue actually aggressively
encourages women to mast*rbate without conscience,
additionally trivializing the decision to do so as
something women allegedly want done quickly (as opposed
to sex with a partner, natch!). Disregarding the fact
for a second that this totally defies Catholic
dogma--wherein sex is supposed to be an unselfish act
of love benefiting TWO PEOPLE--the writer of said
article is a loose woman who's not even a sexual health
expert. It's like she was hired from MTV to
aggressively indoctrinate women into incrementally
abnormal/bizarre sexual practices with only hedonism in
mind!!!!
Even Maxim's readers are of the irreparably
damaged/debauched variety. In example, a section on
reader feedback had an unvirtuous, probably shallow and
superficial woman write in an e-mail about how she
wanted to do a striptease for not even her husband, but
just her boyfriend-of-the-week (because it's so not
trendy for the contemporary woman to be in a stable,
long-term relationship, girlfriend!!). And wouldn't you
know it: while she was gyrating for him, her heel or
something broke, and she landed on her face (what a
sophisticated, witty story that you'd expect from an
adult...NOT!).
What distresses this heterosexual and morally conscious
Catholic is the omnipotent and constant advertising of
women as sex objects...of course, said women HAVE to
have huge br*asts, skinny waists, and be blonde. In
virtually EVERY section of Maxim--whether it's the odd
recipe or ad hawking some trivial product or celebrity
feature--women are shown in salacious poses with
absolutely no self-respect and appealing to man's
basest desires. Said salacious poses include bre*sts,
prominently pushed out, in half-removed bras or simply
covered up by hands; women's faces in the most pouty
and sexually starved expressions of both lust and
neediness; and legs usually spread half-open, imitating
the missionary position.
While the Muslim culture is generally tarnished,
rightly so, as the one which retards women's rights and
their status in society, "magazines" like Maxim make a
fiercely blunt argument that even the West connives to
impede women's upward mobility in society. With their
objectification of women and view of women as pieces of
meat for carnal indulgence, Maxim is at the forefront
of setting back the rights and achievements women have
gained for decades. That, of course, and the fact that
Maxim really is only "read" by savages who either
refuse to relate to women as people, or simply haven't
had their first p*rn feature yet.
Great Mag!
I love the jokes they are my favorite part. I bought
this for my boyfriend and I think I read it more than
he does!
