Perfect for holding that small laptop that just may crash the week of finals.

Headphones to block out that annoying guy in the front of the room that keeps pointing at a giant screen and yapping nonstop. Somebody should tell him to be quiet. I'm on the last level.

Fluffy pillows to keep you propped up at 6:30AM when you've just started your ENG portfolio which is due in about an hour, even though you've still got a hangover from the night before.

GREAT MOVIE to watch stoned...i mean...sleepy.

oooooo sexxxxxy. Great to keep your class schedule and assignments organized. That is, if you actually go to class...

I bought one of these last year. It really really really annoying when people came into my room to press it out of pure curiosity. I heard "That was easy" soooo many times, that I decided to take the batteries out and leave them confuzzled when nothing happened no matter how many times they hit the darn thing.

I know that I shouldn't say this because you'll do it anyway, but, DO NOT play with this while you're drunk. Using this the wrong way could result in severe frostbite that could scar you for a long time and cause you to tell the same depressing story of pain and agony over and over again to nosy friends that weren't there.

This + extra darts + 4AM + drunk friends + sleepy RA = good good times that will go down in your permanent record and will have to be discussed at your judicial hearing next week.

Your laptop will overheat. Your legs will get hot. Chaffing is not fun... BUY THIS

Back up your computer every week and don't forget those restore points. You'll need em when you're downloading something inappropriate and your computer decides to freeze (won't shut down either)during Parent's Weekend.